(We open in Mike's. Danny and Kathy are sharing a milkshake. Chuck's working on a story. Myron's pouring coffee for Chuck. Mike is wiping the counter. Sach and Blinky are pulling items from a box onto a table.)
(Duke comes in...and trips right over the box on the floor. Blinky and Sach help him to his feet.)
Sach: Sorry about that, Dukey!
Duke: Why is there a box in the middle of the floor, Sach?
Sach: We're workin' on our magic act for the telethon tonight!
Blinky: Yeah! We're really gonna be something.
Duke: Something, huh?
Sach: (Grabs a pile of cards and fans them out) Pick a card! Any card!
Duke: *Sighs* Fine. *takes a card, looks at it, and puts it back*
Sach: Ok. You just chose the...three of diamonds!
Duke: *Shakes his head* No.
Sach: Eight of hearts?
Duke: *Folds his arms* No.
Sach: Uh...eight of diamonds!
Duke: Saaach...
Sach: Ok, ok! Three of hearts!
Duke: *Raises an eyebrow* Lucky guess.
Sach: Thanks! (He pulls a "coin" out of Duke's ear) Hey, look what I found!
Duke: Sach, could you please use someone ELSE to practice your magic on? I've had a long day. Putting up with you and your 'magic' is not something I need right now.
Sach: Aw, come on, Dukey! (Puts an arm around him) Maybe I can help make you feel better!
Blinky: Me too!
Duke: I'm not interested, fellas.
Sach: (Holds up a pair of handcuffs) How about I show you how my magic handcuffs work?
Duke: I told you, I'm not interested.
Sach: Aw, come on! (He slaps the handcuffs on Duke’s wrist) Aren't they neat?
Duke: *His eyes widen* Sach, I'm serious. Get this thing off me.
Sach: (Slaps it on his wrist) Ta-da!
Duke: Okay, now get it OFF of me.
Sach: Sure, Duke! It's easy! (He starts jiggling Duke's cuffs) Uh...maybe not THAT easy...
Duke: *Growing increasingly angry* Saaaach!
Sach: Don't worry, Dukey. I'll get it. (He jiggles his cuff.) It'll come off. It's like magic, after all...
Blinky: I'll see if I can find the key in the box. (He leans over and starts going through the remaining items in the box)
Duke: If you do not get this thing off of me...
Sach: I'll get it! Keep your shoes on! (He jiggles it) Does it feel looser?
Duke: No.
Blinky: (Looks up, his eyes wide) Guys, I can't find the key!
Sach: That's not good.
Duke: *Closes his eyes* One, two, three...
Sach: Don't count! Try to jiggle it!
Blinky: Maybe it needs oil!
Duke: *Growing angrier* Four... five... six...
Mike: (He joins them) What's goin' on here? You're scarin' customers!
*Chuck and Myron join them.*
Chuck: Why does Duke look like he's about to explode?
Duke: Seven...eight...
Sach: I don't know. Maybe he's sitting on a fire. Hey, does anyone know any magic spells?
Blinky: I can't find the key to unlock Sach's magic handcuffs.
Mike: Well, you'd better look for them! You two can't stay like that all day!
Duke: Nine... ten...
Myron: I think you've pushed Duke too far with this one, Sach. He told you not to.
Sach: Dukey? Nahhhh.
Duke: *Finally glares at Sach again* You're very lucky there are other people around, Sach.
Sach: Yeah! They can help me figure out what magic you need to get out of these handcuffs!
Mike: Maybe we'd better just find those keys. (He kneels down gingerly)
Sach: Ok, Dukey! Come on, we'll check under the table.
Duke: *Doesn't move* I'm not amused, Sach.
Sach: (Tugs him) Duke, come on! If you want to get out of these, we either need to find the keys or figure out which chant will open the lock!
Duke: *Tugs on Sach* Don't TUG.
Sach: Do you want me to pull?
Duke: I didn't want ANYthing to do with this in the first place.
Sach: Well, you're stuck and I'm stuck. If you want to get out of this, you're gonna have to help.
(Sach kneels down by the table and starts looking for the key.)
Blinky: I don't see it anywhere!
Mike: I don't, either.
Sach: Wait! I found it! (He bonks his head and pulls out from under the table) Duke, look! I found it!
Mike: Good work, lad.
Duke: That's a skate key.
Sach: (Looks at it) Oh! Hey, that's my skate key! I've been looking for that!
Blinky: That key just isn't anywhere!
Sach: Hey Duke, want to go skating together? I can wear one skate, and you can wear one skate!
Duke: Sach, stop.
Mike: Maybe someone who handles metals could saw it open.
Blinky: Like a jeweler!
Sach: Or we could try to break them open. (He grabs Duke's cuff) Let's see how strong I am! (He tries with all his might to break open the cuff...but all he gets is winded)
Mike: Sach, my boy, I think the only thing you'll gain by openin' the cuffs that way is a hernia.
Sach: (As he heaves) Boy, do I wish Dan still had super strength, or Chuck could make fire!
Chuck: No, thanks.
Sach: Maybe we could go to the shop we bought this from and see if he had a spare key.
Duke: Oh no.
Mike: Duke, it may be the only way you can get a spare.
Duke: Why can't Blinky go?
Sach: Because we're the ones wearin' the handcuffs! How can he uncuff us if he doesn't know which cuffs are which?
Blinky: Why don't we all go?
*Duke groans.*
Mike: I have to mind the shop, and I'm sure Chuck is busy with his article.
Chuck: Very busy. *goes back to his table, grinning just a little*
Blinky: (Turns to Myron) How about you?
Myron: I'm supposed to be working. *turns to Mike*
Mike: Go ahead, lad. It's your lunch break anyway.
Myron: *Frowns a little* Gee, thanks.
Blinky: Don't you want to see all the neat magic tricks? The shop is run by a real magician, you know!
Sach: Yeah! He knows everythin' about magic!
Myron: I can hardly contain myself. *turns to Mike* Can I stick around and help out?
Mike: You don't want to have lunch?
Myron: Lunch, yes. This? No.
Blinky: Maybe we could have lunch after we go to the magic shop.
Myron: *Makes a face as his stomach growls* All right, fine, I'll go.