(We open back in the Embassy the next day. The Butler opens the door again as the Boys, Danny, and Duke tumble in. Duke wears an aviator jacket with trousers and boots. Everyone else looks like they usually do.)

Sach: (Grins at the Butler) Hiya, pal. Betcha didn't expect to see us again so soon.

Butler: I’m sorry, but I was told you would be coming today, Sir. (Nods at Duke) Hello, Commander Keller. You look very well today, sir.

Duke: *Nods* Thank you.

Butler: I'll bring you to the parlor. (Sach looks around as they head for a narrow hallway)

Sach: Wow, this place is old. How old is it?

Butler: It's been the Draconian Embassy for over eighty years now, sir.

Sach: Have you been with them that long?

Butler: Hardly, sir. I've been with the Embassy for a mere twenty years. (He opens the door for them; the Ambassdor, Prime Minister, and Lady Du Vane all sit around a coffee table in the back of what appears to be a Victorian living room. There's lots of heavy old furniture and knick-knacks.)

Sach: Wow! Look at this place! (He picks up a vase; the butler grabs it and sets it down) Aw, I wasn't going to hurt it!

Chuck: Sach, don't touch things that don't belong to you.

Lady Du Vane: (She stands, smiling) You know, Mark, I'd love to show your friends around while you discuss business with the Ambassador and Prime Minister. Tea won't be ready for a while yet.

Duke: That would be nice. I'm sure they'd love the tour.

Sach: You bet we would! (He immediately goes up to Lady Du Vane and leans against her) How about you n' me ditch these guys and take a tour of your bedroom?

Lady Du Vane: (Her smile stiffens) Maybe later. (Turns to the others) Would you like to join us?

Butch: (Shrugs) Sure. Why not? I'd love to see the ballroom again. That piano was really neat.

Chuck: Sure.

Lady Du Vane: (Turns to Danny) What about you, my dear boy? Would you like to see the ballroom again? You certainly were doing well with the orchestra last night.

Danny: Yeah, I'd love to see it again.

Lady Du Vane: (She stands) Then let's begin, shall we, gentlemen?

Sach: (He takes the Lady's arm) Of course, Lady.

Lady Du Vane: (She leads them down the hall) The Embassy dates back to the 1880s. Most of the furnishings are original to the building.

Sach: Why don't you get some new furniture? All of this old stuff is so dark and dusty!

Lady Du Vane: (Shakes her head) Many of these items are priceless antiques. (She opens a door) Ahh, here's another parlor. I think you'll like it. There's lots of lovely old artifacts here.

(She brings them into another parlor/living room similar to the one they just left...only this one has four very large men carrying guns standing in it.)

Man #1: Are these the little jerks you wanted us to get rid of?

Lady Du Vane: (Nods) Please. We need to keep them out of the way while our people question Commander Keller.

Sach: (His eyes widen) Lady, what's going on?

Man #2: (Shoves a gun at Chuck's chest) These dorks don't look so tough to me.

Chuck: What's the big idea? :

Butch: Why do you want us out of the way?

Man #3: We were told you guys are distractin' Commander Keller.

Sach: So what if we are?

Chuck: Routine six! *karate chops the hand of the man in front of him causing him to lose his gun*

Sach: Go get 'em, guys! (He hides behind Lady Du Vane)

(Butch hits another guy right in the nose; he loses his gun, too. Butch grabs the gun.)

Lady Du Vane: (Makes a face at Sach) What are you doing back there?

Sach: Enjoying the scenery!

Butch: Where's Danny?

*Danny is crouched under a table, holding a small vase. He appears to have intentions of hitting feet with it.*

(A man rushes past the table, looking for Danny.)

*Danny takes the opportunity and whacks the man's feet with the vase.*

(The man jumps up and down, dropping his gun so he can grab his foot.)

Butch: (He peers under the table and grins) Hey, Danny! Nice job!

Danny: *Grins* Thanks! *snatches up the gun and empties it of bullets*

Butch: (He turns his gun on Lady Du Vane) Ok, Your Ladyship, talk. What's going on here?

Lady Du Vane: You'd never shoot a woman.

Butch: You'd be surprised. Now, talk. What's going on? Why did you want to separate us from Commander Keller?

Lady Du Vane: We wanted to ask him questions about the plane designs without all of you interfering!

Sach: But we're not interfering! We're his friends!

Lady Du Vane: That's just the problem. You keep distracting him from our questions. We can't get to him with all of you around!

Butch: Chuck, are you getting this? I think we have a spy in our midst.

Sach: Yeah. She's a real pretty one, too.

Chuck: Sure sounds like a spy to me.

Lady Du Vane: But I'm not a spy alone. There are others...and your commander is in danger.

Chuck: We're quite aware of that.

Lady Du Vane: Even now, there are people in that parlor room waiting to capture and question him.

Chuck: How about we go visit them, then?

Sach: Yeah! (He takes her arm) And I'll stay with you. Someone has to watch the prisoner very closely.

Lady Du Vane: (Tries to pull away) Not that closely.

Butch: (Peers under the table) Danny, you can come out now.

Danny: *Looks around first* Okay... *scrambles out from under the table*

Butch: Danny, that lady is a spy...and Duke is in major trouble. We've gotta go save him!

Danny: Major trouble? Then why are you pulling me from my safe hiding spot?

Butch: We're going to need you! Duke needs you!

Chuck: You can find something to hide in or under there, Danny.

Butch: (Grabs Danny by his collar) Come on!

*Danny yelps as Butch drags him by his collar.*

(Cut to the parlor room. Duke is tied to a chair. The Ambassador sits in another chair while two large men punch him. Another has a gun held on him.)

Ambassador Willeki: (Stands and gets in Duke's face) I'm going to ask you one more time, Keller. Where are those plans for the planes?

Duke: *Shakes his bowed head* I won't tell you.

Ambassador Willeki: (Blows smoke in his face) You're being very stubborn, Commander. We want those plans.

Duke: *Makes a face at the smoke* You haven't seen anything.

Ambassador Willeki: (Makes a face and turns to his men) All right, my boys. Do your worst.

Sach: (As the boys burst in) ROUTINE NINE!

(Sach pulls Lady Du Vane aside as Butch whacks the first guy he can get his hands on over the head with a vase.)

*Chuck pushes Danny toward where Duke is tied up, then goes to beat on goons.*

Sach: (He shakes his fist) Come on, Chuck! Get 'em, Butch!

Ambassador Willeki: (He pulls out a gun as the last of his men fall) Don't any of your move. You move, and (turns his gun to Duke) the Commander gets it.

Sach: Can we blink?

(The doors burst open again. Two more men hurry in...holding a dazed-looking Commander Mark Keller.)

Lady Du Vane: (Her eyes widen) What's the meaning of this?

Ambassador Willeki: What are you doing here? Who's he?

Man #1: This is the real Commander Keller. We've been tryin' to get him to talk all night! Even drugs didn't work.

Ambassador Willeki: Nonsense! (Waves his gun at Duke) This is the real Commander!

Man #1: (Shakes his head) Nuh-uh! We kidnapped this guy the other day. That guy (points to Duke) is some jerk from the Bowery. I seem him at Louie's Sweet Shop with these goons all the time, buggin' Louie for freebies.

Sach: Damn. (Turns to Duke) Looks like we're busted.

*Suddenly, the lights go off causing mass confusion.*

(When the lights go on, the boys are gone. The Ambassador's eyes widen.)

Ambassador Willeki: Where did they go? (Looks around) They're all gone!

Lady Du Vane: Both of the Commanders are gone, too.

Ambassador Willeki: Search the entire embassy! Find them!

(Cut to the back of the Embassy. The Ambassador, Lady Du Vane, and the four men hurry in. The area is strewn with trash cans and dumpsters, along with bits and pieces of old furniture.)

Ambassador Willeki: They're not anywhere inside the Embassy.

Lady Du Vane: They may have gone to find the police.

Ambassador Willeki: It won't matter if they have. We have diplomatic immunity. (Looks around) This is the only place we haven't tried.

Man #1: (Looks in a trash can; makes a face) You sure they're in here? I wouldn't wanna be an alley cat in these dumpsters! Whaddaya eat, moldy fish?

Ambassador Willeki: We've looked everywhere else!

Chuck: *Calls out* ROUTINE TEN!

(That's when three guys literally drop from the fire escapes above them onto the goons! Lady Du Vane is about to take off, but Chuck ducks away from his man and grabs her arm.)

Butch: (He drops an old tire over the Ambassador) Oh no, you don't! You're not goin' anywhere!

*Duke ties up the rest of the men.*

Sach: (He and Danny arrive with the police and General Pilcher) We brought the guys in blue!

General Pilcher: That's what we thought. We've suspected you for a long time of espionage, Willeki.

Ambassador Willeki: You have no proof.

General Pilcher: Two of my men are in my car trying to sober up Commander Keller as we speak, and we have the testimony of these men.

Ambassador Willeki: You can't arrest me. I have diplomatic immunity.

General Pilcher: Not if you're stripped of your rank. You, Du Vane, and Morrika have all committed some serious violations of international law.

Ambassador Willeki: You can't do that!

Lady Du Vane: I had nothing to do with it! It was all his idea! (Points to the Ambassador)

Ambassador Willeki: Oh stuff it, Klara. You were involved in this from the start.

(The General's men leads them away. General Pilcher turns to the others.)

General Pilcher: Good work, men. You'll all be rewarded for your valor.

Sach: Can we have a cake a mile high and a huge plate of those cookies they had at the buffet last night?

General Pilcher: Better. I think I could get all of you a couple of good medals.

Sach: But you can't eat medals!

Butch: Really?

General Pilcher: Absolutely, young man.

Chuck: That would be greatly appreciated.

General Pilcher: (Turns to Duke) And we'll have a special medal and award for the brave man who helped us find Commander Keller. Thanks to you, and all of you, Keller's designs are safely in the hands of the UN.

Sach: Dukey? Our Dukey's a hero? (Grabs Duke and hugs him) Who woulda thunk it? (Kisses him on the cheek)

Butch: (Shakes his head) You're crazy, Sach.

(Fade out on the alleyway. Fade in on Slip's room, several days later. It's obvious that Duke is ending a narrative as he shows off his large silver medal and the other four show Slip their smaller

bronze ones.)

Duke: ...And that's how we saved Commander Mark Keller, my look-a-like, from a group of nasty spies.

Butch: And how we won these nifty medals.

Sach: Aren't they great, Chiefy? (He sticks his right in Slip's face)

Slip: *Pulls back as far as he can* Sach, what've I told ya 'bout shovin' things in my face?

Sach: Sorry, Chiefy. I'm just excited! I can't believe I won a real medal!

Duke: I sure wish you could have come to the ceremony to honor us, Slip. It was fun to hear all those great things about us.

Butch: Even if half of them weren't true.

Sach: They even said nice things about me!

Slip: *Raises an eyebrow* Imagine that.

Chuck: You would've been proud of us, Slip.

Duke: (Nods) Yeah. We done good. (Looks at his watch) And we have to get going. We're havin' lunch with Commander Keller. He's going to give Chuck a better interview and talk about his new planes. Bobby's gonna meet us, too. Mark really wants to talk to him.

Slip: Sure, go ahead.

(That's when there's a knock on the door. We hear what sounds like Duke's voice.)

Slip: What's that?

Sach: Oh, that's the Commander. I'll go get it. He likes me. (He leaves the room...and comes back with Mark Keller, wearing the exact same suit as Duke and looking just like him.)

Mark: Hi, guys. Ready for lunch?

Duke: You know, I was thinking, maybe it would be easier to eat here instead. (Nods at Slip) You haven't met our dear friend and Chuck's brother, Terrence Mahoney.

Commander Mark Keller: (He shakes Slip's hand) Nice to meet you. The boys told me a lot about you. Said you're tough, but a real nice guy.

Duke: (He and Mark grin at each other) Ain't it a kick how much we look alike?

Mark: You should have seen everyone at the ceremony the other day.

Slip: *Shakes his head* I can't believe they made two of ya.

Duke: Crazy, huh?

Mark: That just means there's more of us to love.

Sach: And I love all of my Chiefys and Commanders! (He grabs both men and Slip and manages to hug all three of them) You guys are the best leaders anywhere!

Duke: (Gasps) Uh, thanks, Sach.

Mark: I think.

Slip: Sach, gedoff before I hit ya wit' my cast.

(Sach removes his body as Duke and Mark exchange looks and just laugh. We fade out on the twins laughing together.)