*A laugh comes from seemingly nowhere.*
Bobby: What's that?
Butch: What's so funny?
Slip: *Calls out* Charles, show yourself!
Butch: Yeah!
Bobby: Stop playing games!
Butch: Charles, come on!
*Chuck steps out of the shadows, directly in front of them.*
Chuck: Welcome, gentlemen.
Butch: Charles, where are the other knights?
Chuck: I can't tell you that.
Slip: *Growls* You know where they are.
Butch: Where are they? Where's Jane?
Chuck: *Shakes his head* That would be too easy.
Bobby: (Makes a face) Of course it would.
Butch: Couldn't you give us clues?
Chuck: No.
Bobby: Lord Charles, you're our friend, and we don't want to hurt you.
Butch: We want to help you!
Chuck: Who says I want help?
Bobby: The fact that this is about five hundred degrees from the Charles we know and love.
Butch: Please, Chu...Charles. Don't do this. Come back to us. Help us find the others.
Chuck: I don't want to. I'm useful to them. I feel important.
Slip: This makes you feel important?
Butch: How could hurting people make you feel important?
Bobby: There's other ways of gettin' attention.
Chuck: I'm sure there are.
Butch: Chu...Charles, please. Listen to us. We're your friends...your family. We care about you. (He puts his hand on Chuck's shoulder)
*Chuck swings a fist at Butch.*
(Butch growls and swings right back.)
Butch: You know I can play that game...and do it better than you.
Chuck: *stands nose to nose with Butch* Perhaps so, but I won't back down.
Butch: (Growls) I won't, either. I want Jane and the others back.
Chuck: And I can't give you that information.
Butch: You're acting like a five-year-old.
Chuck: Oh, am I?
Butch: You're acting silly. Why didn't you just tell your brother that you weren't happy?
Chuck: *His eyes narrow* Since when are you an expert?
Butch: (Mutters to Chuck) I'm your best friend. I've been your best friend for years. I know you better than anyone except for maybe Slip.
Chuck: *Grabs the front of Butch's shirt* Butt out.
Butch: Grow up.
*Chuck glares into Butch's eyes.*
Butch: (Jumps away) Oh no, you don't! I won't let you get to me like you did those knights!
Chuck: *Growls* You little jerk!
Butch: (He pulls out his guitar) I know you enjoy this. (Starts playing again)
*Chuck cries out and clamps his hands over his ears.*
Butch: Try anything like that again, and you'll get a ten-minute concerto.
*Chuck jumps at Butch.*
(Butch ducks away and hits him over the head with the guitar enough to stun him.)
*Chuck is sprawled on the ground, wincing.*
Slip: *Mutters to Butch* A small part of me thinks ya shoulda hit him harder.
Butch: (Mutters) I wish I could have, but I didn't want to damage him or my guitar too badly. We're going to need both later. (Out loud) Well, Lord Charles, do you see that we mean business?
Chuck: *Pushes up on his elbows* So you can hit? Big deal.
Butch: We will not be swayed by you or your mistress..es' spells.
Chuck: *Sits up* Isn't that nice? *winces and rubs his head* Oooh... *He takes his hand away from his head. His eyes widen upon seeing a little blood on his fingers.*
Slip: *Mutters* Shit, that’s real!
Butch: Oh... (mutters to Chuck) I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hit you that hard!
*Chuck just looks up at him, a mixture of anger and disbelief on his face.*
Butch: I just wanted to stun you, not draw blood! (Out loud) Come with us, Lord Charles. We could have the King's physician take a look at that cut.
Chuck: *slightly shakes his head* No...I'm fine...
*Slip mutters a curse, then goes over to Chuck and physically picks him up. Slip holds Chuck's arms behind his back. Chuck attempts to struggle, but it’s weak.*
Butch: Take us to your mistress...es, so we can get that cut looked at.
*They head off stage, and we get a set change.*
(The set returns to the sorceresses' lair. Sheila putters around again, while Zelda paces.)
Sheila: (As she mixes something in a bowl) Relax, Zelda. I'm sure he'll be back in a few minutes with fresh fodder for us.
Zelda: But almost every time he returns we have to hypnotize him again. Isn't there any way we can make it permanent?
Sheila: I'm working on something that may... (We hear the creak of a door opening) Ah ha! I believe he has returned.
*Chuck has indeed returned... surrounded by Slip, who still holds one of his arms, and Butch and Bobby.*
Sheila: Well, well, look at what the cat dragged in!
Butch: Don't get ideas, lady. He's hurt.
Bobby: And we're here for our friends, not for your twisted ideas of fun.
Sheila: (She goes to Chuck with a handkerchief) Oh, don't be a baby. It's just a little cut! Won't even require stitches.
*Zelda raises an eyebrow though, noticing a change in Chuck's demeanor. He simply watches Sheila as she dabs at the cut.*
Sheila: (Raises an eyebrow at how he looks at her) What? Is there something stuck between my teeth?
Butch: Lord Charles?
Bobby: Are you...all right?
Chuck: I...I don't know...
Sheila: (She pulls the pot over to him) Perhaps a sip of this will make you feel better?
Butch: No! It's probably one of her hexes!
Slip: Get that away from him!
Bobby: He's right! She'll turn you into a frog or something!
Sheila: (Looks over her shoulder; makes a face) Could the peanut gallery please keep their comments to themselves?
Butch: No! He's my...he's one of the king's advisors, and I will not let you treat him like this!
Zelda: Hurry up and give it to him!
Sheila: Here. Enjoy. (Hands the pot to him)
Butch: No! (He lunges for Chuck)
*Chuck raises the pot to his lips.*
Slip: Stop! *also lunges for Chuck*
Sheila: (She and Zelda step in front of Chuck) Not so fast, Lord Terrence!
Bobby: Let us through!
Butch: I am not adverse to playing this for you, too. (Holds up the guitar)
Sheila: These little brats are really starting to bug me.
Slip: We'll give you brats!
*Meanwhile, Chuck is drinking the contents of the pot.*
Sheila: (Ignores Slip; turns to Chuck) How do you feel now, my little Child of Darkness?
Butch: He's not a Child of Darkness!
Chuck: *Puts the pot down* Yes, I am.
Bobby: Charles?
Butch: Not again!
Sheila: We'll need help in dealing with these wretches.
Slip: Yer gonna need help all right!
Butch: (Mutters to Slip) That wasn't in the script! You're just gonna make Chuck even more mad!
(Bobby has already lunged for Chuck.)
Slip: *Mutters* I don't give a shit. *also goes after Chuck*
*Chuck spins around Bobby and hits him in the lower back.*
(Bobby lets out a yelp and falls to the ground, his hand on his back.)
Slip: *Pauses, his eyes wide* What in the hell's gotten into you, kid!?
Bobby: Chu...Lord Charles, you know how badly my back pains me...ow...
Chuck: *Smirks* Why do you think I did it?
Sheila: Well, well. We found a weak spot on the baby-faced Lord Jordan. (Turns to Chuck) What about your brother?
Chuck: *Beckons Slip* Come on, big brother. Come on and fight.
Butch: No! (He strums his guitar)
Sheila: Zelda, get that instrument away from him!
*Zelda goes after Butch. Slip goes after Chuck.*
Butch: (She grabs at his guitar) No way! This is my prize possession! (He tries to pull it away from her)
Zelda: Give me that! It's a lethal weapon!
Butch: Music means more to me than anything.
(Sheila leans down and whispers something into Bobby's ear, stroking his head. There's a puff of smoke around him...during which, we just barely see him walk offstage in the haze. When it subsides, she holds a frog. It's obviously a wind-up toy.)
Sheila: That gets that one out of our hair. (She puts the "frog" in a cage on the table.) Now, what to do with the other two?
Zelda: This one belongs in the dungeon!
Sheila: (She smirks and strokes the back of Butch's neck, distracting him long enough to release the guitar) You know, Zelda, this one has a very strong will.
Butch: (Gasps; then) Get off of me.
Zelda: *Nods* He certainly does.
Sheila: What if we molded that will to our purpose?
Zelda: *Runs her fingers along Butch's arm* I think it would certainly be worth our while.
Butch: Stop that...ooh.... (Sheila runs her fingers down his neck)
Sheila: (Runs further down his neck) I think we could do wonderful things with you. (Over her shoulder) How is Lord Terrence coming, Charles?
*Chuck has Slip on the floor on his stomach, with one arm pulled behind his back. Slip is wincing.*
Chuck: Quite well, I'd say.
Sheila: Why don't we take both of these to the dungeon? I have no interest in Lord Terrence, but Charles does, and perhaps Zelda would like him? (Turns to her)
Zelda: *Smirks* I certainly would.
Sheila: And we can work on this little one. He could serve us well.
Butch: N...no...would never serve you...
Zelda: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Butch: Noooo!
Sheila: He may need to be subdued to get him downstairs without a fuss.
Butch: Please, don't...
Zelda: It certainly seems like it.
*Zelda runs her fingers along Butch's neck and jaw.*
(Butch's eyes close, and he falls into Zelda's arms...though his eyes are fluttering, and it's obvious that he's awake.)
Zelda: *Smirks* Excellent.
Sheila: (Mutters to Zelda) It's a shame we can't really put them to sleep like that. I'm afraid what we can do doesn't extend that far.
Zelda: *Nods; mutters* It would sure be handy.
(Zelda carries Butch out and Chuck drags Slip. Sheila follows, smirking, as we fade out.)